While the women folk are off playing patty cake and braiding each other's hair, we'll having a Bro-Down at my house. For the uneducated a Bro-down is like Ho-down, but only for the bro's. So we'll be doing manly things like drinking 'til we punch each other and/or setting small animals on fire.

It's all gonna go down the same night as the tea party for the ladies, Saturday July 18. But our party starts at 7. We'll be playing cards, drinking, and eating greasy food late. And if we're up for it, we might head out for a quick bar-hop.

So bring liquor, snacks, or greasy food. Oh, and don't forget to bring extra bar/tip/bail money, just in case.

-Geraldo