Como Estan Bitches!

It's everybody's favorite mexican (unless you suck or your name is Nicole) and it's that time of year again. It's time to get drunk, eat mexican food, and beat the crap out of pinata all in the name of a holiday nobody in mexico cares about. Woohoo!!

I've got many drinks to get you drunk but you're welcome to add to the levels of tequila or other spirit of your choice. As for the food, i'll provide some of the staples (rice, beans) but go ahead and bring any of your favorites (mexican or otherwise).

There's no additional attire required (come on, who wants to wear khaki's, nike Cortez's, or a hairnet?) but feel free to bring your beating sticks to rid the world of another one of our departed friend Pedro's familia.

We're looking at Saturday May 2nd at my new house in Elk Grove. Let me know if you can make it and what you plan on bringing in the comments.

P. S.
There will be beer...oh yes, there will be beer. So if you're planning on protesting the Drinko (yes, you Nicole the grudger) there'll be more beer for the rest of us!